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• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Women want me when I'm taken
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I've been dead a long time
• It happened a long time ago
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• How could God let this happen?
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• when you're ready to touch me again
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When your time comes
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• It was the least I could do
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• We could take our time
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Before you, there was me
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Do you think you could love me now?
• It Could Happen to You
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When touch was simple
• When I was young
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• There was a time before
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is When it Happens
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• when strangers tell me to smile
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Level 2
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When I Was a Boy
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I'm dead (user)
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Was There a Time
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• November 4, 1995
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• What happens when we die?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When your presents give me hives
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It's Time for Me to Die
• When I Was A Baby
• Dead Like Me
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I was Fair and Young
• back when our blood was still warm
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• When I was 9
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• If you told me this never happened

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