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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK!"
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- The smoke turned into rain
- My knees will bend and ease into the quiet
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to jump into water from a height
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- The next life will be better
- I will stare into this box
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Swimming pool injury
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
- Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Run and turn into butter
- And for my next trick, I will change your opinion
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- Watermelon hookah
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- Turn anything into a sound file
- DJ Funk
- Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
- Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- My withdrawal into myself
- Into Thin Air
- Into the Words
- Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- Hume, Empiricism, and Miracles
- Next
- Just before you make that next move...
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- Send them to the next dimension
- next gen (user)
- Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
- Turn the Page
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- Evaline Turns the Worm
- bong water
- water pipe
- Water barometer
- Water qualm
- Water shrew
- Water thermometer
- Water violet
- Potato water
- water girl
- Water Quality
- Continental Class installations: Water cycle
- water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
- testing the waters
- The Water of Life
- Still I'll make this water home
- water mining
- Catching water in Port Harcourt
- Testosterone levels in water buffalo and humans : a study
- Lady In The Water
- Free will
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- I will eat your soul
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- Flax seeds will save your life
- Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers
- Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- crabs
- Stoners will smoke anything
- Jokes that will send you to hell
- Time will tell
- I say to you: Make perfect your will.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- will knott (user)
- My sand fleas will kill you
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- So the sheep will push back
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- maybe everything will work out after all
- Five Fingers of Funk
- NiGHTS into Dreams
- Falling Into Infinity
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- A study on male behavior in public restrooms
- Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
- Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Into my heart an air that kills
- Screaming into the Eye of the Lens (document)
- Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
- blindly cast lines into this ephemeral stream of unknowing collaboration
- Miracle fruit
- the miracle of consciousness
- Interfacing with a NeXT monitor
- NeXT printer
- Yugo Next
- Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution
- it is your turn now
- turn in
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- Turn on the Bright Lights
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- Seltzer water
- Water beetle
- Water carriage
- Water crake
- Water dropwort
- Water gang
- Water horehound
- Water locust
- Water nymph
- Maxine Waters
- Water well driller
- caffeinated water
- First Fiction: Water
- cold water accident
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Fairfax County Water Authority
- water gas shift reaction
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- like water (user)
- Water and Light
- Water grass
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I Will Survive
- Even the dead will not be safe
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- I will not spend my life like this
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Trespassers Will
- Will Durant
- You will not remember me at all
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- I will not, for anything, repeat the past
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