• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Addressing others by their user names
• come name their bone dance
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• may their names be sung forever
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Ranters and their rants
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• Drowning their sorrows in blood
• It is their honor, not their humiliation
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Judging women by their books
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• I liked their early stuff
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I write because I cannot speak
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Julian and I powder our wigs
• England their England
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• For, because
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Greeks like their women armless
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Their are three misteaks in this sentence
• rubies subtly set their skirts on fire.
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• pure hatred in their eyes
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• because it wasn't just the air
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• just because
• A League of Their Own
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Meat By-Products and their Uses
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I married him because he was not mean
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Because I do not want to forget
• What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• How to give customers change
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• their laughter became the second song
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• This was their finest hour
• Mammals and Their Milk
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• The bullets sang softly in their strait prison of steel and brass
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• their
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Animals which resemble their owners
• Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Honda Civic 'To Each Their Own' Campaign
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• just because they never bothered to really do
• because I have given up any care
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Selling their souls to Santa
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• This life of yours is their revenge
• And the stately ships go on to their haven under the hill
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because, not in spite of
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Capitalize, please
• Madmen have a world all their own
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Their Satanic Majesties Request
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• The Prodigy: Their Law
• Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• It is their very life
• Because
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• because I am only half of what you need
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• And their feet move
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• I will ask them all their dreams
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• fattening the fruits of their orchards with war-dead
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Barrel rolls and their consequences in Real-Life Situations
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Because I dig you
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• Things people put up their butts
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• relentlessly mock and deride their institutional legitimacy
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!

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