Flamin' Hot Cheetos are a deadly variant of the popular cheesy snack. (See Cheetos) They are crimson instead of neon orange, and taste the way they look. Which is to say that they are so spicy that it hurts to eat them. I'm almost positive Chester Cheetah stays the hell away from these bad boys.

Despite the fact that they cause physical pain, these treats are addictive. It's not abnormal to finish a whole bag of them in one sitting. I'd argue that they are, in fact, superior to normal Cheetos, which are far too cheesy.

Word of warning, however. If you finish a whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and take a crap, your shit will be red. To quote the awesome Dave Barry, "I am not making this up." It has happened to me on several occasions and it scares the bejesus out of me every single time. I always think it's cancer or something equally frightening. If this happens to you, don't worry -- it's only artificial coloring agent "Red 40 Lake."

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