• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• She kills me
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• She just looks at me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• She told me to say that
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• She approached me with some vague line
• She Loves Me
• She is still undoing me.
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• She Fucks Me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• She loved me for my maths
• She only wants me for tech support
• Tell him, she told me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• she, he, and me
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• She looks at me and she laughs
• She said she loved me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• She doesn't need me anymore
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• She misses me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She Blinded Me With Science
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• She only wants me for sex
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Kiss Me Baby
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• That's me inside your head
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• give the devil a kiss from me
• Kiss Me Deadly
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• kiss me quick
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• Punish me with kisses
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Me and Edith Head
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• Kiss Me
• OBAFGKM
• Kiss me once and never again
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• So then she said
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Kiss Me, Kate
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• what she kisses twice
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• she blows a virtual kiss to the net of ether
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Jenny Kissed Me
• The whole world is lying to me
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Tell me what to dream
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Meet Me in St. Louis
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Show Me Love
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• eat me 2000 (user)
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Evil is me (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• let me ask (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• My backyard considers me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• he/she
• She Hangs Brightly
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She Sleeps
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The hardest breath she has
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• Red aura, she looked bright
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• She could be a businesswoman
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• For me to hold
• Don't Give Me Names
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Forget Me Not
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!

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