Findings:
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She kills me
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- She just looks at me
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- She told me to say that
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She approached me with some vague line
- She Loves Me
- She is still undoing me.
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- She Fucks Me
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- She loved me for my maths
- She only wants me for tech support
- Tell him, she told me
- That one makes me scream, she said
- she, he, and me
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She looks at me and she laughs
- She said she loved me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- She misses me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She Blinded Me With Science
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She only wants me for sex
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- Kiss Me Baby
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- That's me inside your head
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- She won't kiss him until she marries him
- give the devil a kiss from me
- Kiss Me Deadly
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- kiss me quick
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
- Punish me with kisses
- Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- Me and Edith Head
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- Kiss Me
- OBAFGKM
- Kiss me once and never again
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- So then she said
- Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
- Kiss Me, Kate
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- Kiss Me, Judas
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
- what she kisses twice
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- she blows a virtual kiss to the net of ether
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Jenny Kissed Me
- The whole world is lying to me
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- Tell me what to dream
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Meet Me in St. Louis
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
- Show Me Love
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- eat me 2000 (user)
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Evil is me (user)
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- let me ask (user)
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Greyhound, carry me home
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- My backyard considers me
- Don't Make Me Think
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- he/she
- She Hangs Brightly
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- She Sleeps
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The hardest breath she has
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- Red aura, she looked bright
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- She could be a businesswoman
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- For me to hold
- Don't Give Me Names
- Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
- Forget Me Not
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
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