• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• And then God laughed like Hell
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Why I Still Like God
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I wish I could burn like god
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• The joy of illegal fireworks
• In God We Trust
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• Can God lie?
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Thank God It's Monday
• The Gods of the Copybook Headings
• Text God (user)
• God Loves You
• City of God Book IV : 2
• City of God Book XX
• Of Gods and Men: Christianity as a Mystery
• If I believed in God
• Fear God
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• God vs. Satan
• God is a Bullet
• The House of God
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
• Long live God
• How Man creates his Gods
• i am god 1792 (user)
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• there are no gods in foxholes
• A History of God
• Head Like a Hole
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I feel like a rock star
• Everything is like a river
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• As You Like It II.vii
• Civilization is Like a Jetliner
• If I was beautiful like you
• How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
• I saw Vanilla Ice and liked it
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Love is like Teeth
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• lies like cyanide (user)
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• like a patient etherized upon a table
• Moments like these
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• I Like Worms
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What It's Like
• Dissolve like dreams.
• the time I felt like a real man
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• thimblewink and fireworks
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• It was all God's fault
• God Moving Over the Face of the Waters
• Whom the gods love
• Forge Of God
• Humble Gods
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• City of God Book II
• God Jul
• God of Thunder
• Nearer My God to Thee
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• Lamb of God
• Fingerprints of the Gods
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• God Hates Us All
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Look, there's God
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• TGoP: The Revolt of the Home Gods
• Shadow dragon god (user)
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• The Crosgasby Proof of the Existence of God
• Ignitio, God of Midnight and Writer's Block
• Nectar of the Gods
• I know what it's like to be dead
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Like a Rolling Stone
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Bend like the reed
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• What it's like to be in love
• acting a little like my mom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• The Likes of You and I
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• He brings me books like flowers
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You look sane, motionless like that
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• like musical chairs without the chairs (document)
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• like taking X million cars off the road
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I Liked Booze before It Went Mainstream
• Valencia, like the oranges
• and the people look like flowers at last
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Gods
• God Mode
• Your God Is Too Small
• A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The knowledge of the world is the enemy of God
• God's Army
• God overrules Supreme Court verdict
• City of God Book XVI : 3
• Of Gods and Men: The rise of Hellenism
• Demonstration of God's Existence From Motion
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Gods and Goddesses of the Fae
• God is not omnipotent
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Army of God
• The Green Eye of the Yellow God
• God prays
• Assemblies of God
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Angered Gods
• thou owest God a death
• solar god
• God loves art
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• Trip Like I Do
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• joy is like curing hiccups
• I don't like moving.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!

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