Findings:
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- How to have lesbian sex
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
- It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Type A blood
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Who do you love?
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- They Love Each Other
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- You filthy monkey
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I will stitch your heart together with filthy twine and sex
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- The Man who Loved Islands
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Monkey Brains Love Spaceship Rumbles
- Astro-Creep: 2000, Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head
- Know your pets
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
- The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
- Love is the Only Law
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Only Angels Have Wings
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- Of Love and Other Demons
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I love paying for sex
- you, who maddened my soul with love
- The girl you fell in love with
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- The Cat and Monkey Love Story
- Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
- Love, it's who you know.
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Who needs Love
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Love & Sex
- This is the only love
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Knots I have known and loved
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Words that only have one context
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Using a command line
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I love you but I have to let you go
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Animals people have sex with
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- The Monkeys Have Trouble
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- How long have you been in love with her?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- You, standing
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- Sex with a chicken
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