Gas station before work, where’s my Visa? dunno. means I have to go in to pay with cash, which I havent done in probably a year, which makes me a lazy American. Three good things happen:

  • The two guys ahead of me got to the door and I was too far away for them to have to hold it for me, but they did hold it, and stood aside so I could enter first, and one tipped his invisible hat.

  • Inside, the trucker at the counter said "Aw, sugar, jest gimme the biggest damn capperchino you got."

  • The cashier met my eyes and smiled. I said "Let me put eight dollars on pump eleven." He said, "To win or to place?"

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