• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• OPSEC, counterintelligence, and vague but credible threats
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• How to calm a cat in heat
• Jones in the fast lane
• Fast of the First Born
• Play fast and loose
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• I am nothing but my sins
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• There is no dream but this.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• asif butt (user)
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Short Ride in a Fast Machine
• Make Tenure Fast
• More Fast and Furious
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• fascinating, but stupid
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Walk Fast And Look Annoyed
• Going Downhill Fast
• Abide With Me
• Stuck Fast
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• calm, in the face of adversity
• Think Fast
• Fast Foods
• Master Cleanser fast
• Mr. Butts
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• no ideas but in things
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• Charles Butt Stanton
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Not Peace But A Sword
• Before the Calm
• Disney World Fast Pass
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• The night is freezing fast
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• anger is honest but not truthful
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Keep Calm and Carry On
• Wild n' crazy fast food stories
• go fast, turn left
• Dreams die fast and hard in the desert
• How fast do you play the piano on speed?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• all but
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• They are all pretty but fading.

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