• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It's going to be fine
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm going to be a Dad
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be Here Now
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• May the Force be with you
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Farmer's Market
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• That'll Be the Day
• Be My God
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to Be Alone
• Or at least it used to be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I will be light
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I used to be bulimic
• May the Fourth be with you
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I cut off yossarian's finger!
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• Sumping cut
• Cut Holes And Sink 'Em
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Fuck what other people think
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• I am the god of fuck!
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• Fuck you and your Big Sky Daddy
• What's Going On
• People who are going to hell
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I'm going to Disneyland
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Anything I put here is going to sound pretentious (stylesheet)
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• Brighton Daddy Long Legs
• Not to be taken internally
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• good reasons to be content
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Note to self: be nice
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Let's just be friends
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The IRT That Used To Be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Here Be Monsters
• Boys Be...
• Boys, be ambitious!
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• It Couldn't Be Done
• Don't be sad
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Adam fell that men might be
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• don't be a girl
• Cut to the chase
• branch cut
• cool as fuck
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• mercy fuck
• The Fuck Fucks
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Santa Claus Fucked My Wife
• the going rate
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Lay the leg
• leg to stand on
• Double leg circle
• Mare's Leg
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Any song can be a love song
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?

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