Findings:

• Even the dead will not be safe
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• it'll be on the test
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• No place I'd rather be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• even the fool
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• And I don't even know their names
• expected family contribution
• Trigeminal nerve
• jangled nerves
• beta test
• ABC test
• This life is a placement test for the next
• Multiple Sleep Latency Test
• Cooper's test
• non parametric test
• oxidation-fermentation test
• Urine pH test
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• New Porn Index Test (user)
• GOP purity test
• The Binet-Simon Test
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Be Not Afraid
• Glad to be gay
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• it's expensive to be poor
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Death It Be
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• odd or even
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Not What You Expected
• pudendal nerve
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• test tube
• Everything Purity Test
• On being the first person to finish a test
• a good shovel for a shovel test
• The Fish Test
• glove juice test
• test vector
• Wilcoxon Rank-Sum Test
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To be or not to be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• To God Be the Glory
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• what it takes to be a fool
• How to be monstrously shallow
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How to be an asshole
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Oh to be Odd!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• AI should be our top priority.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I want to be a muse
• I'll be your Huckleberry!

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