Findings:
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Who am I to critique that which she is?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- The Man Who Was (user)
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- She Who Is
- She Who Holds the Sky
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Lift not the painted veil which those who live
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Altruism: Who needs it?
- The Man Who Knew Too Much
- Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
- Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
- Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- White guys who say "-izzle"
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- The Girl Who Played With Fire
- A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
- Who makes God's rules?
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Those who are idle are complicit
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- who pitites the foo (user)
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Who Killed Euronymous?
- Who Killed Cock-Robin?
- Who put the bomp
- Who owns the moon?
- Women Who Run With the Wolves
- Who framed Hervé Gaymard?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- The Men Who Stare At Goats
- Who disturbs my slumber?
- Who Checks the Current
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Musicians who played Birdland
- Who is yours?
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
- The Man Who Fell to Earth
- Police who drive over the speed limit
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- never know who told it best
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Those Who Dig
- To a Wealthy Man who Promised a Second Subscription to the Dublin Municipal Gallery
- The man who lived at the end of the world
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- People who are not anarchists
- Who knocks within?
- Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
- Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
- Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Who's Next
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here
- Who owns our writeups?
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Who is protecting whom from what?
- Who Killed the Jews?
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- Using a command line
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- Magician who stopped a Rebellion
- The Boy Who Destroyed the World
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- Who's Watchin' the Bowl? An E2 Mix 'n Sample Offer! (document)
- Actors who have played Hitler
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Doctor Who (category)
- who could win a rabbit
- The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- She is and was
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Horton Hears a Who
- Who died here?
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
- Music need not be popular to be good
- In God we trust? Who says?
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
- Who trims that impressive mustache?
- Who is doing what (superdoc)
- The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
- Doctor Who Scarf
- Who's Jacqui Potts?
- Who Needs Sleep?
- Paper, who covers Rock
- Who are wise in love, love most, say least
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
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