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• War is hell but men like it
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• But I Like You
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• like ships in the night
• Like tears in rain
• I don't like moving.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Just like tomato soup
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Why I like sex
• A Smart Kid Like You
• This isn't what it looks like
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• Pretty like fire
• Body modification is like stereo equipment
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Just Like Larry
• talks like a duck
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Life, or something like it
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• Nothing suceeds like success
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• tragic but brave
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Time flies like an arrow
• voting is like judging skating
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• love like a knife
• Built like a brick shithouse
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I would like to have emotions
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If you like X, you'll like Y
• Heart Like a Wheel
• Off like a herd of turtles
• I like to watch
• It started like this
• Like a Picture of Bunchosai
• I'd like some dreams too
• something like this
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Just Like Mom
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• some summers they drop like flies
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Do You Like My Wang?
• like taking X million cars off the road
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Run Like Hell
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Like a Rolling Stone
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• When I get like this
• I like the curves far better
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• War is like walking off a very long cliff
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Smells like Children
• Look siad me Be like me
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I like Ninjas
• your words... like wind through a wheat field.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
• How to kiss like a ninja
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• i like pie (user)
• There's no place like homenode
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• There is no god but God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• equal but opposite
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it

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