Findings:

• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• God must be living in the sea.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Let me be your fantasy
• I must die or be better
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Attention must be paid
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• If your wish be to close me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Must be a lesbian
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• let me be your first upvote
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That would be me
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Signs must be loud
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• OBAFGKM
• College football must be preserved
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Look siad me Be like me
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• She must be what cocaine is like
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Hot pursuit
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• God must be deaf
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• must be joking (user)
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Why War must be permitted
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart

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