• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Excuse me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• Kiss Me, Judas
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Please, Call me Honky
• he that is not with me is against me
• you hear me? (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Never Let Me Go
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• /me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You remind me of the Babe
• Me So Horny
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• listen()
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Do you like me?
• She Loves Me
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It Hurts Me Too
• Could you have danced with me?
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• me, now and again
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)
• Give me something worth reading
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Piece Of Me
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• She is still undoing me.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Free to Be, You and Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• O Me! O Life!
• Gravity really gets me down
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Give Me the Brain
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• music fled above me
• always with me
• She told me to say that
• So, what's the problem with me?
• February wants me dead
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• Tell me something good
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Write me a City - a Creativity Quest (document)
• Hug me hello
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• Imagine Me and You
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You had me at hello
• You move me to completion
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Johnny Remember Me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Marry Me
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Zap me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Where feminism lost me
• simple answers make me insane
• Jenny Kiss'd Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Make me one with everything
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somebody Loves Me
• They want me for a focus group!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• humani nil alienum a me puto
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er

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