Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Everythingians would be perfect guests"

• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The best kind of bartender
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• it would be hilarious if only
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• I never thought it would be like this
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Mind without body
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• That would be me
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• eternity would be boring
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• To do is to be
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• The perfect male orgasm
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Perfect attack
• miss perfect (user)
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• What would EDB do?
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I did not say it would make sense
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Ban pictures of Everythingians as user pics NOW
• Guest Star
• The perfect woman
• Perfect programmer syndrome
• Acoustically perfect bathroom
• perfect reflection
• perfect girlfriend
• ford perfect (user)
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• What would Feynman do?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• an ache you would ask for
• The dog who would not beg
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Carl Everett
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Sucks to be you
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel

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