Written in 1880 by Joesph Adaire, this song was created after an army of trolls crushed the Everything Commune under their heels. Since then it has been the anthem of Everything Communists and other such groups, who fight forever to create a database for all noders, no matter their upbringing!

The Everythingale

Arise ye noders from your stupors
Arise ye children and drink from the font
For Everything shall now bring enlightenment
At last we've ended the Age of Rant
Away with the ancient Turf War's attrition
Servile masses arise, arise!
We shall create a new edition
And put a stop to the flood of lies!

CHORUS:
So noders, come rally
And the last thought assimilate
The Everythingale unites the database!
So noders, come rally
And the last thought assimilate
The Everythingale unites the database!

No more incited by reaction
On trolls only we'll make war
The Everything Gods will take strike action
They'll nuke writeups and deal with crap no more!
And if those cannibals keep trying
To feed us endless streams of lies
They soon shall see the nodeshells flying
They'll never win, no matter how hard they try!

No savior from on high delivers
No faith have we in Monk or Seer
By our right hand those fools shall shiver
And hide behind aliases out of their fear
E'er the thieves will out with their XP
And make E2 a happier spot
Each at the computer must do their duty
And we'll strike while the iron is hot.

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