Findings:

• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I'll never be the other woman
• If your wish be to close me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'll be
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• and i'll be bigger
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I'll be back
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• You mean the me that you would be
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Should I be happy?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You've got to be kidding me
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• I'll become what you became to me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Let me be your fantasy
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• Home I'll never be
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Martha Be Real
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I've Gotta Be Me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You will never be a real woman
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• Chant and be Happy
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I'll Tell You a Story
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Be gentle with me
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I'll be your fantasy
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• OBAFGKM
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Look siad me Be like me
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I'll be your mirror
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• let's be real
• I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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