Findings:

• Everything you just read is bullshit
• It was just a crush
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Bullshit squared is still just bullshit
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Today was some bullshit.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• What the Hell Did I Just Read
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• That's Just How He Was
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Bullshit fatigue
• Dangerous Bullshit Political Maneuvers
• Anthropology: The bullshit science?
• The room labeled "Leave your bullshit at the door"
• Educational funding is bullshit
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 3
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 4
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 5
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 6
• Bullshit detector
• The Triumph of Bullshit
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Bullshit Bingo
• Russian Bullshit
• Bullshit, Mr. Han-man!
• Penn And Teller: Bullshit!
• On Bullshit
• Open Container Law
• Academic Bullshit
• Bullshit Artist
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• The Boston Bikerdykes' Blood Orgy of Bullshit and Fags
• fighting and magic and bullshit
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• just kidding
• Just
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Just being quiet and close
• Can we all just get along?
• Just say no to TV
• Just another perl hacker
• Just the facts, ma'am
• Just for the hell of it
• To the world you're just one person
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just call me fluffy
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• we just can't give 'em away!
• 'just woke up' voice
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• It's just not cricket
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• Comics are not just for children
• Just Wrong
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just So Stories
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just give him the damned fish
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• All we need is just to be
• just plain wrong
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Just before you make that next move...
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• And then I will just slip away
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• it's just as true as the news
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• just a night
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• a just cause
• Just friends syndrome
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• Just A Touch
• just a phase
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I just work here
• Just Like Heaven
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Let's just be friends
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• economics is just a tool
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution

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