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• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• butt log
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Yeah, but still
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• butt
• Water butt
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• Good from far, but far from good
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• butt naked
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Things people put up their butts
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fuck them all but the six
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded

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