Current Events! (GhettoAardvark)

What's the primary tool you use to stay updated on the news that interests you?

Talking to people1 2.17%
Independent blogs (i.e. not part of a media company)6 13.04%
News website (Drudge Report, Slate, Pitchfork, NY Times, etc)14 30.43%
Twitter2 4.35%
Radio4 8.70%
Newspaper3 6.52%
Television (whether via actual TV or streaming online)1 2.17%
Chain emails1 2.17%
Whatever's available11 23.91%
I have no idea what's going on in the world2 4.35%
None of the above.1 2.17%
Total 46 100.00%
 
The G-Spot (rootbeer277)

Have you found the G-Spot?

I am a woman and have found my own G-spot13 13.54%
I am a woman and have found another woman's G-spot by not my own2 2.08%
I am a woman and have not found the G-spot7 7.29%
I am a woman and have not looked for the G-spot3 3.12%
I am a man and have found a woman's G-spot38 39.58%
I am a man and have not found a woman's G-spot7 7.29%
I am a man and have not looked for the G-spot9 9.38%
None of the above.17 17.71%
Total 96 100.00%
 
What level do we learn fireball? (gate)

What is your alignment according to this survey from the makers of D&D?

I'm not going to waste my time on some quiz8 25.81%
I'm not telling; I just want to see what others got.1 3.23%
Lawful Good0 0.00%
Neutral Good6 19.35%
Chaotic Good2 6.45%
I don't like the questions or the result I got, so I refuse to p0 0.00%
Lawful Neutral1 3.23%
Neutral2 6.45%
Chaotic Neutral4 12.90%
I've already had enough of the Myers-Briggs test and I'm not goi3 9.68%
Lawful Evil1 3.23%
Neutral Evil0 0.00%
None of the above.3 9.68%
Total 31 100.00%
 
It's E2's birthday!! (anthropod)

What's your dominant feeling about this decaversary?

Happy35 34.65%
Sad2 1.98%
Stunned4 3.96%
Unsurprised10 9.90%
Amused8 7.92%
Angry1 0.99%
Disappointed2 1.98%
Vindicated2 1.98%
Defiant4 3.96%
Resigned4 3.96%
Cynical1 0.99%
Indifferent22 21.78%
None of the above.6 5.94%
Total 101 100.00%
 
E2 Goes on a Permanent Vacation (gate)

If you had all the time in the world and no bills, what would you do?

I'd just stare into space.1 1.02%
I'd do various different things, as long as it's in bed.1 1.02%
I'd go looking for drugs or make drugs of my own.1 1.02%
I'd primarily look for new places to go.6 6.12%
I'd primarily look for new things to learn or experience.31 31.63%
I'd primarily look for new people to meet.2 2.04%
I'd spend it trying to create, write, or build new things by myself.21 21.43%
I'd spend it trying to create, write, or build new things with others.14 14.29%
I'd make up for all the time I missed being with family and friends.5 5.10%
I'd look for people I can help.2 2.04%
I'd continue working long hours so I can buy more stuff.1 1.02%
I'd look for ways to show my superiority.0 0.00%
None of the above.13 13.27%
Total 98 100.00%
 
Stats 'R' Us (waverider37)

To what extent do you fake statistics?

I love making up statistics.9 11.54%
I like making up statistics, but only when necessary.4 5.13%
I make up statistics, but I don't necessarily like doing so.5 6.41%
I don't make up statistics.24 30.77%
I don't like making up statistics, but I do it anyway.3 3.85%
I don't like making up statistics and I hate people who do.23 29.49%
I don't know what statistics are.5 6.41%
None of the above.5 6.41%
Total 78 100.00%
 
Importance of Anonymity to You (Simulacron3)

If e2 required you to make your real name public to our community, how would you react?

I'd continue to use e2 in the same way I do now.21 47.73%
I'd contribute a little less.2 4.55%
I'd contribute a lot less.4 9.09%
I'd stop contributing.5 11.36%
I'd make up a name and try to get away with it.8 18.18%
Something else.1 2.27%
None of the above.3 6.82%
Total 44 100.00%
 
The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (gate)

Which is hardest for you to resist?

Lust17 17.35%
Gluttony10 10.20%
Greed0 0.00%
Sloth29 29.59%
Wrath7 7.14%
Envy5 5.10%
Pride6 6.12%
Expressing your opinion in internet polls2 2.04%
Seeing the results of internet polls without voting in them2 2.04%
Snarky replies12 12.24%
Contrariness0 0.00%
To love and be loved in return4 4.08%
None of the above.4 4.08%
Total 98 100.00%
 
Voting Revision (Simulacron3)

Do you think E2 should allow us to recast upvotes on E2 writeups as downvotes as well as the current allowed revision of downvotes to upvotes?

No.23 25.00%
Yes.57 61.96%
None of the above.12 13.04%
Total 92 100.00%
 
The eyes have it... (Morwen)

Some people need vision correction, some do not. Which of these best describes you:

I wear glasses.48 51.61%
I wear contact lenses.1 1.08%
I have glasses and contact lenses and use whatever suits me at the time.16 17.20%
I am afraid to get my eyes checked.3 3.23%
I am blind (and using a screen reader).0 0.00%
I had laser surgery on my eyes, aren't I special?2 2.15%
I have perfect vision.11 11.83%
I can't read the poll questions, it's all too blurry!3 3.23%
None of the above.9 9.68%
Total 93 100.00%
 
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