(whoosh of toilet flushing, oh so gently)
"Sir, would you like a hot towel for your hands or neck?"
M-Noder: Thank you Jeeves, yes please.
"There you go sir, is there anyplace that I can preprogram the M-Noder Executive Elevator for you?"
M-Noder: The Acolyte Observation Deck, please. I do so enjoy watching the little Junior Noders scurrying around, noding and voting, until they can get "cool writeup" powers... *chuckle*
*modest chuckle* "Very good, sir."
(whoosh of elevator, rising stealthily at 400mph)
"The elevator is here for you sir."
M-Noder: Thank you, Jeeves. (plunks 10 XP in a china bowl next to Jeeves)
"Thank you, sir!"