Findings:
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- To Thee Old Cause
- Thee Michelle Gun Elephant
- Two virgins about to have sex
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- You say you love; but with a voice
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- For Thee It Rings
- What a Shame About Me
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Thee we Adore, O Hidden Saviour, Thee
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Tell me a story about clouds
- tell me a story about lesbians
- tell me a story about really being undead
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
- "This Is Our Punk-Rock," Thee Rusted Satellites Gather + Sing,
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I have more stories about trains for you
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Nearer My God to Thee
- Things video games have taught me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- My Country 'Tis of Thee
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
- Utah, We Love Thee
- Thee Silver Mountain Reveries
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Could you have danced with me?
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- But I have seen the sun just once
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I Vow to Thee, My Country
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Tell me about your faith
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Telephone, for thee!
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- General sexuality newsgroup
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- How Do I Love Thee?
- Thees Uhlmann
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Remember Thee! Remember Thee!
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Advice I have been given about girls
- I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Ask me about Loom
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Tell me about my contradictions
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Just a Closer Walk with Thee
- Tools everyone should have
- Thee Lonelyone_root (category)
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
- O tell me the truth about love
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- We Beseech Thee
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- It could have been me
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Of Thee I Sing
- Temple ov thee Lemur
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- thee
- Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
- Thee More Shallows
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Don't tell me about her
- God, Our Father, We Adore Thee
- You have no power over me
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- by heaven I charge thee, speak!
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Get thee to a nunnery
- Me and You and Everyone We Know
- Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- We Praise Thee, O God, Our Redeemer
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me about your secret places
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Thee Headcoats
- Temple of thee Lemur
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Things everyone should know about cars
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
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