• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Want to be a werewolf
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• So you want to be a star?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I want to be the air around you.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I wanted to be
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Much like what music wants to be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• All I ever wanted to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be caught
• So you want to be evil
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Information wants to be free
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• I want to be a cog
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What I want to be when I grow up
• So you want to be a DJ?
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Information wants to be paid
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• I just want to be friends
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I Want to Be Inside You
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• So you want to be a waitress
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I don't want to be alone
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• i want to be a dj
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Want to be a lawyer?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I just want to be a drummer
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Information wants to be deleted
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I want to be a muse
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• So you want to be a composer
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I don't want to be successful
• What the American people want politics to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• What do you want?
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Most Wanted (nodelet)
• Want. So Possessive.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• The Lines That Used To Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Be Still
• needto be (user)
• Always Be My Baby
• How to request that your writeup be deleted
• They will not be named!
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Your god might be evil....
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• we can all just be around other people
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Everybody's Favorite Duck
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I do not want to talk
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• February wants me dead
• I Want to Live
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I want my hovercar
• I want you in my mouth
• She wanted to go to Paris
• I want laughing mornings
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• you have to be kidding

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