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• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You like me, you really like me!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• See? It likes me!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He brings me books like flowers
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Everybody likes flowers
• Do you like me?
• Dead Like Me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• eyed me like a female mantis
• A Doll Like Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• My Company Likes Me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Republican Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Black Like Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Walk Like Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Women only like me for my mind
• You're like a brother to me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• treat me like a woman
• I like you; do you like me?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Loves me like a bottle
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Bleed Like Me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• unfinished (like me)
• Look siad me Be like me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Don't call me Asian
• spare me the details
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can you hear me flailing
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Catch You Catch Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Mr. T and Me
• A learned man came to me once
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• DCyes its me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Show Me Love
• Can you hear me knocking?
• bite me 2000 (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• me, now and again
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• A Caution to Everybody
• CHICKZ ME (user)
• everybody's different
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• It's Like, You Know...
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Like there's no tomorrow
• This node was made for you and me
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• It's me that you need
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Wire me a memory of the future
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball-bat
• like minded curmudgeons
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• I would like
• I like to see it lap the miles
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• If you like X, you'll like Y
• Heart Like a Wheel
• Off like a herd of turtles
• I like to watch
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• Becoming a top martial arts exponent (like in the movies)
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• ...Neuroses, like dust (the locust of religion).
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• like porcelain cuts
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Trust me
• Do you know me?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Windows ME
• you make me think of death
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Too many mes
• Wash Me!
• I know they are watching me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I want you inside me
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• It's Time for Me to Die
• How television car chases influenced me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Take it from me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Soak Me
• Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• /me misses Hermetic
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• See Me, Feel Me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• She kills me
• The wires hum me to sleep
• let me kiss you_root (category)
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• My New York will die with me
• Dont come near me (user)
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet

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