• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Give me something worth reading
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• The Statue Got Me High
• Tell me something good
• You Really Got Me
• Everything got me fired!
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• they're all the same except for me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• I've got the music in me
• You Do Something To Me
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• Something to remember me by
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't Say You Love Me
• It's Greek to Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Don't wait up for me
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• Not Youth Pertains to Me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Pentax ME Super
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Rescue Me
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• What is in me (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• Me Kissing Vinoodh
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• you hear me? (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Tell Me What You Think
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Stop killing me now
• Why Do You Love Me?
• mirna is me (user)
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• scratch monkey
• monkey claw
• Monkey bars
• Your choice, monkey
• 5th verse monkey (user)
• The Cat and Monkey Love Story
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Knife Fight Monkey (user)
• Monkey Radio
• Beginning psychology students see abnormal behavior in everybody
• I befriended a monkey
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Got
• There's Something About Mary
• We've Got Tonight
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• Or something (user)
• Still Got the Blues
• Wish for Something Better
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Talk to Strangers and Learn Something New
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I'll tell you something
• I hide myself within my flower
• I and me
• Pardon me
• Please help me!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• John Hall
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Where feminism lost me
• simple answers make me insane
• Jenny Kiss'd Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Make me one with everything
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• They asked me to write a letter
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Blame It on Me
• It's Time for Me to Die
• How television car chases influenced me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• clowns scare me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• DCyes its me (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Your Body Above Me
• the stars wait for me (document)
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• you and me against the world
• Tell him, she told me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.

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