• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Give me something worth reading
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• The Statue Got Me High
• You Really Got Me
• Everything got me fired!
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Tell me something good
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• they're all the same except for me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• I've got the music in me
• You Do Something To Me
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Something to remember me by
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• nobody will let me start a country
• a new me (user)
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• tell me all your reasons
• Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather are Haunting Me
• This Is Me Smiling
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Have One On Me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• spoon youspoon me
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Spanking the Monkey
• spider monkey
• Ebola Monkey Hunt
• Monkeys in Soho A-Go-Go
• Monkey (user)
• monkey glands
• monkey alarm
• Shaved Monkey (user)
• Everybody likes flowers
• Monkey shizit (user)
• For the love of the monkey
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Up to something
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• I got sunshine in a bag
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I've Got a Woman
• For everything that changes, something stays the same
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Something is Alive in Her Bosom
• youve got a great body..
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• How to hide your hard disk porn stash
• me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Big Me
• Me So Horny
• Spontaneous Me
• You people disgust me
• Chicken Cannon
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• customers don't trust me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Holidays that matter to me
• Lean on Me
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Can't change me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Don't let me die nervous
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Far From Me
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Come Talk To Me
• No one touches me
• Write me a City - a Creativity Quest (document)
• Hug me hello
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Before Me
• Evil is me (user)
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• talk me (user)
• You move me to completion
• let me speak please (user)
• he calls me monster
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Despicable Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• There is more of me than you imagine
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The Monkey and the Dolphin
• Monkey Butt!
• Monkey Island Insults
• Alaska Monkey (user)
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo
• Cheese-eating surrender monkeys
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
• She knows no truth except her own.
• Tales of Monkey Island
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• Something inside has died
• You've got another think coming
• Notion that something is terribly wrong

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