• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He Said, She Said
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• you know he said
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• "Fill it in", he said.
• I married him because he was not mean
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• God can do what he wants
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• At least he was gentle
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All he left her was alone
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• More than he was willing to give
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He doesn't bite
• He held my hand - once
• The turkey, he faint
• she, he, and me
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• he (or she)
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The Devil made me do it
• every time i breathe
• he'
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He's having a vasectomy
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• He dreams of smoke
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He Who Knows Everything
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• He Knows Not Their Names
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He did very little harm
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Not what was said
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He says she says
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• He has redefined me, again and again
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• He Is Born
• He and She
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Was There a Time
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• The full moon made me do it
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• he who (user)
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket's end against the door.
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• he just died
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• He speaks so well!
• he may lasso a unicorn
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.

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