Findings:

• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The Ten Bawdiest Metal Songs Ever
• I wrote you a song
• every secret thing was made by some one
• The Ten Sexiest Metal Songs Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• every noder was once a normal human
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• This song I wrote about Sheila
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• and with that, the final word was written
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it ever there?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The greatest paper ever written
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• the best damned story ever written
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• like nothing ever was
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• The Scariest Eurovision Songs Ever
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I wrote the song in my head
• Every song is its own gunshot. Every play button is a trigger. The barrels are pressed against your mind and memory.
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• The worst job interview ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I Wrote a Poem Daddy
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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