Findings:
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
- on their way to nowhere ever again
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- everyone I've loved knows your name
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- I've Got a Woman
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Mother Love Bone
- A woman will do anything if she loves you.
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- That woman is a wonderful mother
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Every woman's fantasy
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
- Statistics every writer should know
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- I've been a woman for too long
- The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Lesbian Mother
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- a woman I do not love
- Lesbian Love
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, and Their Forbidden Love
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- The Woman Who Loves Giraffes
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- What if my mother is a lesbian?
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- The Monkeys and Their Mother
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- both a lesbian and a woman
- The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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