Findings:

• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Mistakes were made
• Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
• The first dollar I ever made
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• You Made The Sunrise, You Were The Fall
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• made bed
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The World I Made for Her
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• Made in Heaven
• The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Rare Birds
• Were
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Monster, we're here
• Why were the Protectionists unable to prevent the repeal of the Corn Laws?
• This is an Interesting Groove We're In
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Unhappily Ever After
• pointless HTML in email
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• ever (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• Porn is made for men
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• The light switch that made fish jump
• How a pizza gets made
• Made in DNA (user)
• I Made A Dance
• Art is emotion made substance
• Deja vu of not quite you
• Let's pretend we're married
• Of course, they were wrong
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• You were the flying car we were promised
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Where were you?
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• England Made Me
• intransitive verbs made transitive
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• Made in Canada
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The girl with the vagina made of glass
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were supposed to fall
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• Or were they chords of sun?
• I dreamed you were a god once
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We Were Soldiers
• For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• We're all Borf in the End
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• Memories that never were
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Clark the Aardvark
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Will I ever know?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Roller Derby
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Forts made of chairs and blankets
• What men made and what made men
• Profits are made at purchase, not at sale
• the clouds are made of water
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• rares (user)
• Even if we're not together
• You were my plans tonight
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The dream people were being assholes.
• I told you they were nuts
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• We are all made of stars
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• If the Sharks Were People
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• What We're Hiding
• In all that you never were
• If She Were a Shipwreck
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever

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