Findings:

• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• And in time all this will pass
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Long Haired Preachers
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• The drummer always gets laid
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Protect yourselves at all times
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Party all the time
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Can't we all just get along?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• All bouquets wilt in time
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
• This happens all the time
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• The greatest limerick of all time
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Where are all the time travelers?
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• We drink plants all the time
• Even cannibals get the blues
• marxists get crazy laid
• The Observer 100 Greatest Novels of All Time
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• All The Wasted Time
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All the time Nina (user)
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• Doctor Who
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Doctor Axel Brass
• Theme from Doctor Pyser
• Doctor Pangloss and his Unpublishable Thoughts
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor strikes again
• The 11th Doctor
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• even number
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get around
• Get a real computer!
• The Get Up Kids
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• get the axe
• The things that get me (barely) through
• get your money
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• izzy wizzy let's get dizzy
• How to get chicks (black metal version)
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• Get a Room
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Get the Picture
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• get it (user)
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
• Annie Get Your Gun
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• time
• old time radio shows
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• Hawaiian Time
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Saving Time
• Time Is An Illusion
• Signs of the Times: Deconstruction and the Fall of Paul de Man
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• time speeds
• Overused chord progressions
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• wallclock time
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• don't spend it all in one place
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Very sweet and not at all smooth
• My Room - The Time Capsule
• Jacks of All Trades
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• A Love Before Time
• And then all that we receive
• To my wife I leave time
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• The Wizard of Speed and Time
• All News Channel
• Law of Time and Chaos
• All I ever wanted to be
• Navajo time
• Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• It's all about the sublime
• What I tell you three times is true
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Time lags and inadequate economic data
• All Hail West Texas
• Time Crisis 2
• dwell time
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• In Time: The Best of R.E.M. 1988-2003
• All that’s left of her is black print
• New York Times Magazine
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time
• All for one and one for all
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• all hands on deck

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