• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Mind without body
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I never thought it would be like this
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Just to see what it would be like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• it would be hilarious if only
• How to be a Canadian Male
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to be a fuck-up
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How To Be Good
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Best Death Ever
• The best thing ever
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Look siad me Be like me
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Be sweet honey cakes
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• She was too beautiful to be human
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• Even the moon was wrong
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• How it would happen
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• Food was purer in the good old days
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Upon the hills where day was done
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How the Sun Came to Be
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Much like what music wants to be
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The day my best friend cried
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Like 'a Day
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I would like to have emotions
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• That would be me
• How to be a backstabber
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• All I ever wanted to be
• How to be a badass
• How to be a geek
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The best teacher I ever had
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The day I found out I was a guy
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to be a troll
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• How to be telekinetic
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• How the Internet Came to Be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to be a lardass
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?

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