Findings:
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Mind without body
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- I never thought it would be like this
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Just to see what it would be like
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- it would be hilarious if only
- How to be a Canadian Male
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- Be a model or just look like one
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- How To Be Good
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Best Death Ever
- The best thing ever
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Look siad me Be like me
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Be sweet honey cakes
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- She was too beautiful to be human
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- It was a green field and a pleasant day
- Be cool in college
- That I Would Be Good
- Even the moon was wrong
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- How it would happen
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Food was purer in the good old days
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Upon the hills where day was done
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How the Sun Came to Be
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- She must be what cocaine is like
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- What if architecture was like web design?
- Much like what music wants to be
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- The day my best friend cried
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Like 'a Day
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- I would like to have emotions
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- The best time of day to node for maximum XP
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- That would be me
- How to be a backstabber
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- All I ever wanted to be
- How to be a badass
- How to be a geek
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Would you like an OS with that?
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- The best teacher I ever had
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The day I found out I was a guy
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be a troll
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a Better Person
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to be telekinetic
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- How to be a lardass
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
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