• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• not even thirty
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Plot to Assassinate Hitler
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• even steven (user)
• even atheists pray for some things
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Girlfriend aura
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Explaining Hitler
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• impress your girlfriend's family
• Girlfriend (user)
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Letters to Hitler
• Even permutations are not odd
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Even In Death
• you can't break even
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• even permutation
• Something Even Better
• Groups of even order
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• You've never had it so good
• I Once Had Wings
• Eddie Hitler
• Stalin vs. Hitler
• Even In Dreams
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Hitler was an artist
• Hitler as Kalki
• Even my faults he adores
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Bridget Hitler
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Hitler's January 30, 1937 Speech to the Reichstag
• Hitler and the Holocaust
• Even Years Ago
• kiss, even
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• perfect girlfriend
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Hitler is not great for marketing
• A Month of Hitler
• Even Day
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Even trees die
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• imaginary girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• had had had had had had had had had had had
• From Caligari to Hitler
• even (user)
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman

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