Findings:
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- English is a living language
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- When did the World get so old?
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- So you wanna be a hacker
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- I don't get many things right the first time
- gods we may be
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- May the Force be with you
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Get The Quote Right
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- and the world may be long for you
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- The English Language
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- eXtensible rights Markup Language
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Rights for bigots
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- So you want to be a star?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When writers use Latin
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- English Bill of Rights
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Live simply so that others may simply live
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- So you want to be a composer
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The unfortunate streamlining of the English language
- Because I say so
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- English is not a Romance language
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- get right down to it
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Cambridge Grammar of the English Language
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Be that as it may
- Rebeca Martinez
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- God must be living in the sea.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- So that I may mutely speak
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Politics and the English Language
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- So you want to be evil
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- How to get an A on your English paper
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- May the Fourth be with you
- Latin rights
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
- English As A Second F*cking Language
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- English words from Latin numbers
- The right to be wrong
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- The Right To Be Offensive
- It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- meteors may be fallen angels
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- The twelve words of power
- English as a Second Language
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- So you want to be a DJ?
- may you be granted a purple robe
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- Fishing may be painful
- I may not be unbreakable
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
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