• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Electronic Communications Privacy Act
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I walk around when I'm high
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• every so often
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• catting weird things to /dev/audio
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• When writers use Latin
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When I Was a Lad
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• And When I Die
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When she was bad
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• This is When it Happens
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Act of Parliament
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• Where and when
• Henry V V.ii
• Pericles Prince Of Tyre I.ii
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Acts 10
• Acts and Martyrdom of Andrew
• Cymbeline III.i
• Kansas-Nebraska Act
• Titus Andronicus IV.iii
• King Lear V.iii
• Homestead Act
• Home Recording Act
• The Birth of Merlin: Act III Scene IV
• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
• An Enemy of the People, act IV.1
• Richard II II.i
• Measure for Measure V.i
• Human Rights Act 1998
• Clean Air Act
• RAVE Act
• Louis Slotin Sonata - Act II, Section 2
• Unborn Victims of Violence Act
• Small Business Job Protection Act
• Judicature Act 1873
• ACT Writing Test in-class practice
• Mattel Electronics Football
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• Getting Started in Electronics
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• pissed
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Read things that piss other people off
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Touch You
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• I know when the world will end
• I only smoke when I drink
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
• when the credits roll
• smile when you say that
• When the Wind Blows
• i only knew when silence screamed
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Level 2
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When I made more
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When Walls Become Tables
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Communications Decency Act
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• As You Like It II.ii
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Henry V IV.vi
• Pericles Prince of Tyre III.iv
• Acts 21
• Acts of Thomas
• Cymbeline V.i
• Manhood Act
• King Lear II.ii
• Alien Registration Act of 1940
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• Two Gentlemen on Veronica : Act III, Scene i
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• Controlled Substance Analogue Enforcement Act of 1986
• Federal Election Campaign Act
• Richard II V.iii
• Cat and Mouse Act
• Human Rights Act 1998: Schedule 2
• National Labor Relations Act, Section 8: Unfair labor practices
• Louis Slotin Sonata - Act I, Section 5
• Louis Slotin Sonata - Act II, Section 5
• Canada Health Act
• Public Order Act 1936
• Melty Blood: Act Cadenza Ver. B PC

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