(To be sung as loudly as possible to the tune of Oklahoma!)

Gonna give you daylogs, dreamlogs and some memes,
Pictures fer yer homenodes,
Node-fu and XP!

Softlinks on the Writeups where the commentary zooms,
Plenty of votes and plenty of room,
Plenty of room to shave a cat!
Plenty of soy and plenty of flax!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEverything2
where the nodes comes creepin' through the gel
And the Chatterbox surely rocks
When trolls get borged to holy hell!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEverything2
Ev'ry night my cordless mouse and I
Sit alone and node in our dank abode
Order out for spam and pizza pie!

We know we belong to the gel
And the gel we belong to is swell!

And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
I love EBU, Everything2!
Everything2 you rule!

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