's writeup in drinking a quart of chocolate milk in under 5 seconds
. He said it was theoretically impossible, then jabbered a bit about quantum singularities and pelvic thrusts. It wasn't near as funny as it sounds. Also deleted the nodeshell.Killed: cantsin
's writeup in WALT DISNEY JR. GREETING
. Babbled some crap about Mickey Mouse. Had nothing to do with the node, really.Killed: VAXGeek
's writeup in 2000 Server Advanced Windows
. Gibberish. As far as I could tell, he wrote something up, then mixed the words around. So clever and yet so dead. Also zapped the nodeshell.Glared angrily at:
everything in E2 Poll: What was your first computer game?
Mine was Pong. Now quick: Does anyone give a damn? Couldn't bring myself to nuke 16,000 writeups, even without penalty.
On second thought, I nuked it myself. I used mercy, so none of you 48
contributors have to complain. Zapped the nodeshell, too.Killed: Saige
's writeup (with mercy) under Saige is a stupid cunt
and the nodeshell by DMan. Also Sarcasmo
's writeups (without mercy--y'all should know better) in Fuck dannye
, as well as the nodeshell by Sarcasmo. Any objections? I thought not.A ching? Why the hell does this warrant a ching? Can't you guys look up some neat biography nodes to ching?