• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Yes me, right now
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Frilly putty in me now
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Nothing can stop me now
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• let me know who you are now.
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• kill me now (user)
• Hear me now
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Stop killing me now
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• me, now and again
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• think of me now
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Eat Me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• eat me 2000 (user)
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Eat me beat me lady
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Super Me (user)
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• you are magic to me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• She kills me
• The wires hum me to sleep
• Carl and me
• the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• College sucked for me too
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• My backyard considers me
• The king is to me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Cut me some slack
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Every Now and Then
• Be Here Now
• If you are a member of a government agency you must leave now.
• Now I'm Nothing
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Porklips Now
• Now and Then, Here and There
• Now that was a scary ending
• The wealth of nations and now you
• Now, and Later
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Mares Eat Oats
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eat to the Beat
• Zap me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• She misses me
• M.E.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Turn not towards me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Let me set the record straight
• They want me for a focus group!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My God, don't tempt me!
• make me hurt you
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• humani nil alienum a me puto
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Take me to the bridge
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• 'Twixt You and Me
• What my mother taught me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Abide With Me
• Liver, come back to me
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Help Me, Daddy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• They love me in San Francisco
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• let me talk (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• Windows is now shutting down
• Now You're Screwed
• Now I get it
• The Minstrels of Mayhem NOW
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Don't look now
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• That's the problem now, isn't it?
• Eat Static
• You can eat sushi
• Chipirones en su tinta
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• Eat mor chikin!
• How to Eat at McDonald's
• /me
• Come to Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• away from me
• Feigning smiles for me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up

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