• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Eat Me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Eat me beat me lady
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• hurt me more (user)
• Make Me Bad
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• Don't shit where you eat
• How to eat a mango
• I could eat a horse
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• What Me Worry (user)
• Why Not Me?
• talk to me not the computer
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• GP, are you with me?
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Comfort me
• Please stop annoying me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Let me feel that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Blame It on Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't Say You Love Me
• It's Greek to Me
• Sing Along With Me
• so save me (user)
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• A Better Version of Me
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Dead Like Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Take me to your leader
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• What is in me (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• And it makes me wonder
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• u'll never know me (user)
• hold me to this
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• Why eat imitation food?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to eat sushi
• eat (user)
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• take me away
• You're not the boss of me
• Gag me with a spoon
• stop picking on me
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Experience has made me bitter
• Shiver me timbers
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• That would be me
• I Bended unto Me
• I want your hands on me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Don't let me die nervous
• just hold me, and let me weep
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• How television car chases influenced me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• a new me (user)
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Forget Me Knot
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• blame me
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• pin me, DSA
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Eat my Shorts
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Eat it, don't read it
• How to eat an ice cream cone
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Please help me!
• You like me, you really like me!
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Please Kill Me
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I was a homeless bum
• A part of me
• Come home with me
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• A Doll Like Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)

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