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• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Are you hitting on me?
• EDB is my Everything2 Deity
• Hitting the pipe
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• stop calling me
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Your eyes still kill me.
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Take it from me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Far From Me
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• DCyes its me (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Abide With Me! Fast Falls the Eventide
• Save Me
• Jar of jam you gave me
• ME IN LOVE_root (category)
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• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• =Yo N ode me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• edb. (user)
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Mes-
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Country music videos confuse me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• See Me, Feel Me
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Me and Edith Head
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• It does not sing for me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Summer wrote me a letter yesterday
• Can you hear me knocking?
• bite me (user)
• Save me (user)
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
• emo me (user)
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• edit me (user)
• College sucked for me too
• EDB (user)
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Roger and Me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Take Me Down
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Holidays that matter to me
• Lean on Me
• Give Me A Home and Away
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• kick me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• My grandmother gave me
• let me hate for you
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Real Me
• A learned man came to me once
• What Do I Do With Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Don't wait up for me
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Join me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• me too_root (category)
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• yep thats me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• Tell me of the nature of home
• ME ME_root (category)
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• This sea is killing me
• please take me to see my mother
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• A secret paradise in the gullet of EDB
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Five
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Someone please kill me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• My Company Trusts Me
• bare with me
• treat me like a woman
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• Pinch Me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Give Me the Brain
• There is no real me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• She just looks at me

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