Once upon a time, I decided to have a bunch (100) of stickers made. They say (HTML text approximation follows)
come write with us
And you can see a picture of them on my homenode until they all run out.
Keep in mind: They are scientifically proven to not attract new users to the site. Some years ago, large-scale tests were done on a major university campus, and they resulted in zero new users. Do not attempt to attract new users with these stickers. Do not display them publicly, because you will only fail. Personally, I enjoy doomed endeavors.
That being said, they are in fact high quality, heavy duty UV-resistant vinyl, and are meant to be affixed outdoors. So, if you put them on a laptop or something, don't be mad if they're reaaaaallllly hard to get off.
If you would like one, /msg me with your mailing address. All I ask is that you reciprocate with a postcard from your homeland, if you're able.
P.s. Thank you for the passive-aggressive softlinks. I was looking for another excuse to roll my eyes dramatically, and feel persecuted and misunderstood.