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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size:1 writeup
Servings Per Container:about 362,000
Amount Per Serving
Calories 1,024Calories from Fat 0
% Daily Value
Totally Phat Perl100%
  Saturated Fat 0g0%
Apache 300g132%
Community 275g15%
  ChingsUnlimited*
  VotesVaries*
Bar Raising 500g65%
Backend Coolness128%
  MySQL 170g89%
  Lesbians 22g27%
  Monkeys 49g13%
  Soy 190g49%
Protein 400g 
May contain any of the following:
ethanol, hard links, pointless ranting (heated air, water), soft links, "getting to know you" filler (pork snouts, tripe), MSG, prose, nodes about noding, cannabis, gods and editors, foreign world views, nodeshells, open minds, poetry, stupidity, humanity, beauty, FD&C Yellow No 5, lag.
* Daily Value not established.