Findings:

• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• No shit, there I was
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There was a cold day
• Up There Cazaly
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• There's a yellow brick road that we follow back home
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There was a time before
• A knock there was upon the door
• There Was No Leak
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There was once a Man
• There was a land where lived no violets
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• seirously dude fuck off
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I was there
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Backing up your Windows registry file
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• One hour there was sunlight
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• It was not death, for I stood up
• back up
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• There and Back Again in Search of Beauty
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There Was A Friend
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• back when our blood was still warm
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• There is some place I need to be
• There was a young lady of Riga
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Some time when I was a teenager
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• You Fucked Up!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I remember, there was one
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Back in the Shit
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Back Up My Vars (superdoc)
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Was There a Time
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There and Back Again
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• What the fuck is this shit?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• fuck up
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Make shit up
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• and there was this girl
• There was a man and a woman
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There was a baby in China
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• Some things that fly there be
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Was it ever there?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The Hobbit: There And Back Again
• Fucked up ways to die
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Back up your work on Everything2
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Blowing shit up

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