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• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• The Ass and His Driver
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Rat's ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• The Wild Colonials
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• hoss ass hole_root (category)
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• drunk as a lord
• The General in his Labyrinth
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• The monk and his cat
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Robert E. Lee and his lieutenants
• His Divine Shadow
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIV
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• A teenage son to his father
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• Bruce to His Men at Bannockburn
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• ass candy (user)
• dry drunk
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• some drunk magic
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• G-8 and his Battle Aces
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• restarting a player after his character dies
• Everywhere and His Nasty Parlour Tricks
• How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
• Meekness of Mr Pecksniff, and his charming daughters
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• Charles II, his mistresses and his children
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• The chestnut casts his flambeaux
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The Ass and the Frogs
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Kicking ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• how Wiener found his way home
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• A Portrait of the Artist and His Lover
• He weaves his words
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Stuart Saves His Family
• The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
• His Last Line
• Günter Grass peeling his onion
• His (user)
• Laocoön and His Sons
• How do you love your ass?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• haul ass
• legally drunk
• Drunk in Manhattan
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• Spinning in his grave
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• In His Own Image
• his throbbing manhood
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• His Majesty The King's Guard
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XII
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Beaver Who Built His Dam from Penises
• Out of his fucking mind
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• Piece of ass
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• half assed
• How to wash your ass
• ass butt (user)
• Drunk and Beautiful
• drunk and disorderly
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Valediction to His Book
• His Toniness
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• His Winding-Sheet
• Barry Jive and his Uptown Five
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• It's in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Harry Sells His Soul
• kick ass
• Buridan's ass
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Sitting on your ass
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• How to find your ass
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• The Drunk Joke
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• The Devil and his Grandmother
• Captain Video and His Video Rangers
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• Synge and the Ireland of His Time
• Doctor Pangloss and his Unpublishable Thoughts
• Buddha on his anniversary
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• His melancholy smile (user)
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Horse and the Ass
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Cool ass babe
• ass (user)
• Fat Ass (user)
• drunk driving
• drunk tank
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• His chocolate stained lips
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• Left with his secrets, his picture and silence
• Wearing his fabrics
• King Canute and His Nobles
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• The map of his purpose
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• the poet and his beloved
• The last Postal Service worker cleans out his desk
• The Kennedy crimes
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Bust Ass Falls
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• drunk mistakes

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