Has anybody noticed the abundance of
subliminal drug use among children's pop culture? Some examples: Yogi Bear (He had the
munchies - 6-7 pic'nic baskets a day! Boo-boo, I'm guessing, was his dealer),
Sugar Crisp Bear (he was always after some of that sugar crisp - sugar smack more like it!!), Super Mario and Super Luigi. C'mon. Those guys were just Mario and Luigi until they got their hands on those
shrooms. Then they were Super Mario and Super Luigi. They had massive hallucinations. They grew in size approximately 200%, and they were strong enough to punch through bricks. There's also the LSD stars. Remember? The
blue star stickers that everyone said had
LSD? They became invincible! On top of the world!
The Custodian's onto something with Popeye. I knew I forgot someone. While some might suggest that the spinache was weed, I'd say it had crack of some form in it. It gave him a big boost of energy. Plus, Olive Oyle was a crack-whore. Was she ever taking care of their kid? NO! It'd be crawling around on the railroad tracks or something, while Olive Oyle was hanging around the docks with Brutus and that gang.