Three of my friends were vandalizing
I caught them, went into my front yard, and they explained it was a celebratory fire they were lighting on my car. I chased them away and went inside to read.
I hear noises on my roof. Look through the kitchen window and see nothing. Next I hear my hose turning on and then see the hose coming through the window.
I wake up.
I recall that yesterday someone told me they would put a hose in my window while I am downstairs relaxing.