I fell in love last night in a dream. She was sweet and perfect. Dark hair and a pretty face, we watched movies together. We didnt kiss because she had some disease at the time. After hanging out with her, I went to brush my teeth. I noticed that the phone company had installed a pay per use utility meter box in my own bathroom without asking. Jerks! Now I would have to pay for each and every tooth brushing or toilet flushing on a per incident basis.

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