loquacious and I get an ingenious idea:

Why not make money in the ghetto putting portable, inexpensive public toilets in front of apartment buildings and in alleys?

What you do is:

  • Find a wheelbarrow

  • Then find a large slab of cardboard

  • Bond the cardboard to the top of the wheelbarrow, with caulk or adhesive equivalent

  • Cut one hole in the cardboard obvious purposes

  • Cut another hole to accept monetary donations to the Australasian Wheelbarrow Portajohn Project of 2042

  • Come back a couple hours later to find $30 in the donation box, but the cardboard and wheelbarrow gone.

It made sense at the time...

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