I was at
' house. We were watching movie
s. I couldn't sit still
, and so I wandered around their house (which was nothing like what it is RL
) and noticed they had a big-ass slot machine
. Out of curiosity, I put in some Hong Kong
currency I had in my pocket (a 20-cent
piece), and a little LED display
registered "HK$0.2," the little spindles spun, and out came a big mess of more Hong Kong currency. I repeated this several times, until I got bored with having apparently an infinite source of HK$10 coins.
I wandered around some more, and found that they had a voodoo doll of me. I gave it a sex change, bleached its hair, and then gave it an anime hair hairstyle. My neighbors thought it looked good on me, but then again, they're otaku.
Suddenly I found myself on a tour boat off the coast of Madagascar. The tour guide was pointing us in the directions of the island nations of Yugoslavia and Kentucky, which have been at war for years now. Occasionally we could see little bottle rockets being launched from one side to the other.
Oh, and the tour guide just happened to be John Cleese.
(Then I woke up to realize that my clock radio had turned on and I was getting random snippets of international news from NPR with various newscasters, some of whom had British accents.)